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Monday, September 28, 2009

Calories Burned During Sex

Calories Burned During Sex

It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities.

Removing her clothes:
With her consent………………….. 12 Calories
Without her consent……………….187 Calories

Removing her bra:
With both hands…………………… 8 Calories
With one hand…………………….. 12 Calories
With your teeth…………………… 85 Calories

Putting on a condom:
With an erection………………….. 6 Calories
Without an erection……………….. 315 Calories

Foreplay:
Trying to find the clitoris………… 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-spot………….. 92 Calories

Positions:
Missionary……………………….. 12 Calories
69 lying down…………………….. 78 Calories
69 standing up……………………. 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow………………………. 216 Calories
Doggy Style………………………. 326 Calories
Italian chandelier………………… 912 Calories

Orgasm:
Real…………………………….. 112 Calories
False……………………………. 315 Calories

Post orgasm:
Lying in bed hugging………………. 18 Calories
Getting up immediately…………….. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately……………. 816 Calories

Getting a second erection:
If you are:
20-29 years old……….36 Calories
30-39 years………………………. 80 Calories
40-49 years………………………. 124 Calories
50-59 years………………………. 972 Calories
60-69 years………………………. 2916 Calories
70 and over………………………. Results still pending

Getting dressed afterwards:
Calmly…………………………… 32 Calories
In a hurry……………………….. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door… 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door…. 3521 Calories



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